• Chief Seattle

    Chief Seattle’s 1884 Oration

    This extraordinary speech was allegedly delivered by Noah Sealth, "Chief Seattle" in the fall of 1854, in the front of Dr. Maynard’s office, near the waterfront on Main Street, and was in response to an address by Isaac Stevens, Governor of Washington Territory.

    It was given in the Duwamish tongue as Sealth didn’t speak English and was translated by Dr. Henry Smith. It was published much later, on October 29, 1887, in the Seattle Sunday Star. How much of the beauty that follows belongs to Seattle and how much to Dr. Smith’s translation is debatable, but the text is powerful and prescient- marvelously cadenced, austere and elegant. Modern leaders and diplomats sound crass and empty by comparison.

    For those of you in Puget Sound, its only a short drive (or ferry ride) over to the Olympic Peninsula to visit his gravesite in Saint Peter’s Churchyard, Suquamish, Washington.

    –Chuck

    His Native Eloquence, Etc., Etc. by Henry A. Smith. Scraps from a Diary:
    "Chief Seattle – A gentleman By Instinct"

    10th article in the series Early Reminiscences

    Old Chief Seattle was the largest Indian I ever saw, and by far the noblest-looking. He stood 6 feet full in his moccasins, was broad-shouldered, deep-chested, and finely proportioned. His eyes were large, intelligent, expressive and friendly when in repose, and faithfully mirrored the varying moods of the great soul that looked through them. He was usually solemn, silent, and dignified, but on great occasions moved among assembled multitudes like a Titan among Lilliputians, and his lightest word was law.

    When rising to speak in council or to tender advice, all eyes were turned upon him, and deep-toned, sonorous, and eloquent sentences rolled from his lips like the ceaseless thunders of cataracts flowing from exhaustless fountains, and his magnificent bearing was as noble as that of the most cultivated military chieftain in command of the forces of a continent. Neither his eloquence, his dignity, or his grace were acquired. They were as native to his manhood as leaves and blossoms are to a flowering almond.

    His influence was marvelous. He might have been an emperor but all his instincts were democratic, and he ruled his loyal subjects with kindness and paternal benignity.

    He was always flattered by marked attention from white men, and never so much as when seated at their tables, and on such occasions he manifested more than anywhere else the genuine instincts of a gentleman.

    When Governor Stevens first arrived in Seattle and told the natives he had been appointed commissioner of Indian affairs for Washington Territory, they gave him a demonstrative reception in front of Dr. Maynard’s office, near the waterfront on Main Street. The bay swarmed with canoes and the shore was lined with a living mass of swaying, writhing, dusky humanity, until old Chief Seattle’s trumpet-toned voice rolled over the immense multitude, like the startling reveille of a bass drum, when silence became as instantaneous and perfect as that which follows a clap of thunder from a clear sky.

    The governor was then introduced to the native multitude by Dr. Maynard, and at once commenced, in a conversational, plain, and straightforward style, an explanation of his mission among them, which is too well understood to require capitulation. When he sat down, Chief Seattle arose with all the dignity of a senator, who carries the responsibilities of a great nation on his shoulders. Placing one hand on the, governor’s head and slowly pointing heavenward with the index finger of the other, he commenced his memorable address in solemn and impressive tones…

    Seattle Sunday Star, October 29, 1887

     

    SEATTLE 1854

    Yonder sky that has wept tears of compassion on our fathers for centuries untold, and which, to us, looks eternal, may change. Today it is fair, tomorrow it may be overcast with clouds.

    My words are like stars that never set. What Seattle says, the great chief, Washington can rely upon, with as much certainty as our paleface brothers can rely upon the return of the seasons.

    The son of the white chief says his father sends us greetings of friendship and good will. This is kind, for we know he has little need of our friendship in return, because his people are many. They are like the grass that covers the vast prairies, while my people are few, and resemble the scattering trees of a storm-swept plain.

    The great- and I presume also good white chief sends us word that he wants to buy our lands but is willing to allow us to reserve enough to live on comfortably. This indeed appears generous, for the Red Man no longer has rights that he need respect, and the offer may be wise, also, for we are no longer in need of a great country.

    There was a time when our people covered the whole land, as the waves of a wind-ruffled sea cover its shell-paved floor. But that time has long since passed away with the greatness of tribes now almost forgotten. I will not mourn over our untimely decay, nor reproach my paleface brothers for
    hastening it, for we, too, may have been somewhat to blame.

    When our young men grow angry at some real or imaginary wrong, and disfigure their faces with black paint, their hearts also are disfigured and turn black, and then their cruelty is relentless and knows no bounds, and our old men are not able to restrain them.

    But let us hope that hostilities between the red man and his paleface brothers may never return. We would have everything to lose and nothing to gain.

    True it is, that revenge, with our young braves, is considered gain, even at the cost of their own lives. But old men who stay at home in times of war, and old women, who have sons to lose, know better.

    Our great father Washington- for I presume he is now our father as well as yours, since George has moved his boundaries to the north; our great and good father, I say, sends us word by his son, who, no doubt, is a great chief among his people, that if we do as he desires, he will protect us.

    His brave armies will be to us a bristling wall of strength, and his great ships of war will fill our harbors so that our ancient enemies far to the northward, the Simsiams and Hydas, will no longer frighten our women and old men. Then he will be our father and we will be his children.

    But can this ever be? Your God loves your people and hates mine; he folds his strong arms lovingly around the white man and leads him as a father leads his infant son, but he has forsaken his red children; he makes your people wax strong every day, and soon they will fill the land, while my people are ebbing away like a fast-receding tide, that will never flow again.

    The white man’s God cannot love his red children or he would protect them. They seem to be orphans and can look nowhere for help. How then can we become brothers? How can your father become our father and bring us prosperity and awaken in us dreams of returning greatness?

    Your God seems to us to be partial. He came to the white man. We never saw Him; never even heard His voice; He gave the white man laws but He had no word for His red children whose teeming millions filled this vast continent as the stars fill the firmament.

    No, we are two distinct races and must ever remain so. There is little in common between us. The ashes of our ancestors are sacred and their final resting place is hallowed ground, while you wander away from the tombs of your fathers seemingly without regret.

    Your religion was written on tables of stone by the iron finger of an angry God, lest you might forget it, The red man could never remember nor comprehend it.

    Our religion is the traditions of our ancestors, the dream of our old men, given them by the great Spirit, and the visions of our sachems, and is written in the hearts of our people.

    Your dead cease to love you and the homes of their nativity as soon as they pass the portals of the tomb. They wander far off beyond the stars, are soon forgotten, and never return.

    Our dead never forget the beautiful world that gave them being. They still love its winding rivers, its great mountains and its sequestered vales, and they ever yearn in tenderest affection over the lonely hearted living and often return to visit and comfort them.

    Day and night cannot dwell together. The red man has ever fled the approach of the white man, as the changing mists on the mountainside flee before the blazing morning sun.

    However, your proposition seems a just one, and I think my folks will accept it and will retire to the reservation you offer them, and we will dwell apart and in peace, for the words of the great white chief seem to be the voice of nature speaking to my people out of the thick darkness that is fast gathering around them like a dense fog floating inward from a midnight sea.

    It matters but little where we pass the remainder of our days. They are not many.

    The Indian’s night promises to be dark. No bright star hovers about the horizon. Sad-voiced winds moan in the distance. Some grim Nemesis of our race is on the red man’s trail, and wherever he goes he will still hear the sure approaching footsteps of the fell destroyer and prepare to meet his doom,
    as does the wounded doe that hears the approaching footsteps of the hunter. A few more moons, a few more winters, and not one of all the mighty hosts that once filled this broad land or that now roam in fragmentary bands through these vast solitudes will remain to weep over the tombs of a people
    once as powerful and as hopeful as your own.

    But why should we repine? Why should I murmur at the fate of my people? Tribes are made up of individuals and are no better than they. Men come and go like the waves of the sea. A tear, a tamanawus, a dirge, and they are gone from our longing eyes forever. Even the white man, whose God walked and talked with him, as friend to friend, is not exempt from the common destiny. We may be brothers after all. We shall see.

    We will ponder your proposition, and when we have decided we will tell you. But should we accept it, I here and now make this the first condition: That we will not be denied the privilege, without molestation, of visiting at will the graves of our ancestors and friends. Every part of this country is sacred to my people. Every hillside, every valley, every plain and grove has been hallowed by some fond memory or some sad experience of my tribe,

    Even the rocks that seem to lie dumb as they swelter in the sun along the silent seashore in solemn grandeur thrill with memories of past events connected with the fate of my people, and the very dust under your feet responds more lovingly to our footsteps than to yours, because it is the ashes of our ancestors, and our bare feet are conscious of the sympathetic touch, for the soil is rich with the life of our kindred.

    The noble braves, and fond mothers, and glad-hearted maidens, and the little children who lived and rejoiced here, and whose very names are now forgotten, still love these solitudes, and their deep fastness at eventide grow shadowy with the presence of dusky spirits.

    And when the last red man shall have perished from the earth and his memory among white men shall have become a myth, these shores shall swarm with the invisible dead of my tribe, and when your children’s children shall think themselves alone in the field, the store, the shop, upon the highway or in the silence of the woods, they will not be alone. In all the earth there is no place dedicated to solitude. At night, when the streets of your cities and villages shall be silent, and you think them deserted, they will throng with the returning hosts that once filled and still love this beautiful land.

    The white man will never be alone.

    Let him be just and deal kindly with my people, for the dead are not altogether powerless."

    Dr. Smith’s remarks:

    Other speakers followed, but I took no notes. Governor Stevens’ reply was brief. He merely promised to meet them in general council on some future occasion to discuss the proposed treaty. Chief Seattle’s promise to adhere to the treaty, should one be ratified, was observed to the letter, for he was ever the unswerving and faithful friend of the white man. The above is but a fragment of his speech, and lacks all the charm lent by the grace and earnestness of the sable old orator, and the occasion. – H.A. Smith.

    Some references: Washington State History Wikipedia.org

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    Here; let me show you how the guards used to to it.

    Does your train of thought have a caboose?

    And which dwarf are you?

    I’m not your type. I’m not inflateable.

    I don’t have an attitude problem

    You have a perception problem.

    You can have it good, cheap, or fast. Any two.

    Arthur C. Clarke

    Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.

    I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    Today, I felt pass over me a breath of wind, from the wings of madness

    Baudelaire

    I’ll try being nicer, if you’ll try being smarter.

    If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

    Isaac Asimov

    I like cats to. Let’s exchange recipes.

    Nature never breaks her own rules.

    Leonardo Da Vinci

    When all else is lost, the future still remains.

    Bovee

    The real man lies in the depths of subconscious.

    H. L. Mencken

    The game of love is never called, on account of darkness.

    Pepe Le Pew

    I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid

    I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad I take something for it.

    Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial

    It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

    John Andrew Holmes

    A baby is the most complicated object made by unskilled labor.

    …I’ve found that the quality of the scriptwriting has the same effect as a bad accident:
    It’s so horrifying that you can’t look away.

    Micharl S. Roberts WSJ, letter to editor

    Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

    Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

    Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

    I always wanted to be a procrastinator but never got around to it.

    Well done, is better than well said.

    Benjamin Franklin

    There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.

    Anais Nin

    Someone who thinks of himself as a wit is usually half right.

    Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

    Sam Brown

    I am not a vegetarian because I love animals;
    I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

    A. Whitney Brown

    No one will ever win the battle of the sexes;
    there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

    Henry Kissinger

    If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.

    Anita Koddick

    It’s a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.

    Arnold Palmer

    The only rational way of educating is to be an example–
    if one can’t help it, a warning.

    Albert Einstein

    The difference between a dog and a fox- is about five beers.

    We learn as the thread plays out we belong less to what flatters us than to what scars.

    Stanley Kunitz

    What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.

    Werner Heisenberg

    He pulls a knife on you- you pull a gun.
    He sends one of yours to the hospital – you send one of his to the morgue.
    That’s the Chicago way.

    Sean Connery The Untouchables

    Light travels faster than sound.
    This is why some people appear bright-
    until you hear them speak.

    There’s only one endeavor in which you can start at the top, and that’s digging a hole.

    The road to success is marked with many parking spaces.

    It takes wisdom to be confused.

    Republicans screw the country.
    Democrats just screw.

    No sense being pessimistic.
    It wouldn’t work anyway.

    People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.

    Douglas Yates

    Nothing is so powerful as a bad idea- whose time has come

    Words make us think.
    Music makes us feel.
    Singing makes us feel thoughts.

    Nothing is so simple, that it can’t be misunderstood

    Political bipartisanship: I’ll hug your elephant, if you kiss my ass.

    Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in our power.

    Rene Descartes

    Let’s call things by their true names.
    If you’re going to sin, let’s sin bravely

    Leon Kass

    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well

    What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
    "Hold my purse."

    Sandra Bullock

    Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women!

    Conan the Barbarian (on what is best in life)

    Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.

    A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous

    Ingrid Bergman

    Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.

    Rene Yasenek

    I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.

    Johnny Mercer, on a British musical

    She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes
    and had forgotten to say "when."

    P.G. Wodehouse

    No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.

    Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses- yearning to get even.

    Chuck Colson, in a WSJ editorial.

    Work is the curse of the drinking classes– Oscar Wilde

    Workers are like lemons: when the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage

    Ricardo F. Magon, 1911

    If you’re so smart, how come you’re rich? The golf links lie so near the mill that almost every day the laboring children can go out and see the men at play.

    Sara Cleghorn, 1915

    Life rewards the ones who try until they get it down,
    the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground.

    Jimmy Buffet lyrics to the song "The Ass And a Hole In The Ground"

    Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

    Dan Quayle

    Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

    We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults
    than by trying to correct theirs.

    Francois Fenelon

    Yesterday is a cancelled check.
    Tomorrow is a promissory note.
    Today is the only cash you have.
    Spend it wisely.

    The heart has its reasons, which reason knows nothing of.

    Blaise Pascal

    It is said that worry kills more people than work-
    probably because more people worry than work.

    She’s so ugly, she’d make a locomotive take a dirt road

    I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you.

    It’s called THINKING. You should try it sometime.

    Heisenberg was driving down the Autobahn when he was pulled over.
    The policeman asked him, “Do you know how fast you were going back there?”
    to which Heisenberg replied, “No, but I know where I am.”

    Unknown

    It might look like I’m standing motionless, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.

    Scott Adams

    If you hit yourself in the head long enough, it feels good when you stop. Judgment comes from experience, and great judgment comes from bad experience.

    Robert Packwood

    The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity, and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because philosophy is an exalted activity, will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.

    John W Gardner

    Between subtle shading and the absence of light lies the nuance of illusion.

    First decrypted passage on the Kyptos Sculpture

    …All of law is a process of drawing lines on slippery slopes.
    The difference between misdemeanor theft and felony theft is one penny.
    The difference between misdemeanor and felony drug possession is one gram.
    The difference between a pig and a hog is one pound.
    We’re always drawing distinctions, and it is necessary to do so…
    hunting rifles, OK; .50-caliber rifles, don’t be a fool.

    Molly Ivins, Creators Syndicate

    Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance.
    If we extended unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and the tolerance with them.

    Karl Popper, The Open Society, 1943

    Whiners are the products of sour grapes.

    Bumper Sticker

    Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions.

    Thomas Jefferson

    There’s never only one cockroach.

    Dennis Gartman – The Economist

    I feel like a one-legged man in a but-kicking contest.

    Clarence Phillips- Newsweek

    If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

    George Bernard Shaw

    The end of a good life is premature.

    Chuck Williamson

    Not all minds that wander are lost

    with apologies to J.R.R. Tolken

    The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives.
    The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes.
    The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected.

    Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)

    Seen on T-shirts:
    Resistance is futile (if < 1ohm)
    With enough thrust pigs fly just fine
    Instant human – just add coffee
    Is it wasn’t for physics I’d be unstoppable

    He’s a place where brain cells go to die.

    Be yourself- everyone else is already taken.

    If there were a merciful God he’d be dead by now.

    There’s just not enough brain cells for the Prozac to be effective.

    Okay, Jack, let’s get this mutha outta here.

    Gene Cernan to Jack Schmitt, were the last words spoken on the moon. Apollo-17, 1971

    There are worse things than uncertainty – presumption being one of them.

    Marilynne Robinson, The Economist, Dec 2013

    When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years

    Mark Twain

    Live like someone left the gate open.

    I had amnesia once — maybe twice.

    I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?

    Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

    If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

    What is a "free" gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

    They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.

    Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

    One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

    My weight is perfect for my height–which varies.

    I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

    How can there be self-help "groups"?

    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

    Is it me or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

  • State Webcams

    Local Web Cams and Traffic Links

    Washington State Weather

    Washington and International web-cam’s

    Tacoma area traffic Seattle area traffic I-90 at Snoqualmie Pass

    Seattle Space Needle 360 deg! (Space Needle Cam)

    "Red Square" University of Washington, Seattle

    University of Washington – Tacoma Campus

    Tacoma Narrows Bridges


    Leavenworth Washington

    Stehekin Web Cams

    Yosemite National Park- California

    Egypt, Pyramid Cam,

    Greece, Ornos Bay, Mykonos

    Greece, Athens

    France, Paris- Eiffel tower

    Gatun Locks, Panama Canal

    Malaflores Locks, Panama Canal

    Mauna Kea Summit, Hawaii

  • Ecuador and Peru

    Ecuador: Quito, Galapagos
    (Santa Cruz- Puerto Ayora, Santa Fe, Baltra, South Plaza, Bartolome Islands).
    Peru: Lima, Cusco, Sacsayhuman,
    Kenko, Puca Pucara, Pisac, Yucay,
    Ollantaytambo, Augas Calientes,
    Machu Picchu

     

    PDF, Read the trip journal (9pp) and Slides on Amazon

    15 – 30 September, 2013

    The flight: Seattle to Houston to Quito, Ecuador
    Our hotel in downtown Quito, the Grand Mercure Alameda.
    At the desk- just where are we? Downtown Quito near our hotel.
    The Basilica del Voto Nacional.
    Quito
    Laveta on Quito’s Independence Square
    Church and convent of St Francis
    City life

    Galapagos Islands, Ecuador

    The flight from Quito to Guayaquil on the Ecuadorian coast, then on to the Galapagos Islands airport on Baltra island. We then took the ferry from Baltra to Santa Cruz island.
    Lava tubes on Santa Cruz
    At Rancho Primicias
    Our hotel in the Galapoagos: The Finch bay Eco Hotel named after Darwin’s finches. This hotel in Puerto Ayora was absolutly fabulus with its own beach and extraordinary restaurant. The hotel was just a five minute walk from the water taxi- which was just five minutes across the bay from town.
    Laveta relaxing after breakfast. The hotel at night. Dinner with tour-mates
    Just one of the many finches that shared breakfast with us each morning.
    Marine Iguanas: on the path to our hotel!
    "Our" 74 foot, motor yacht Sea Lion
    Santa Fe island: the Sea Lion yacht in the distance, California sea lions and laveta.
    Oputina cactus and Land Iguana
    On South Plaza Island
     
    On Bartolome Island: Climbing stairs (lots of stairs) to the top. Group photo
    Pinnacle Rock, Galapagos Penguin and a Blue Footed Booby
    At the Charles Darwin Research Station

    Lima, Peru

    Lima: Plaza Mayor and Monastery of San Francisco
    Lima Cathedral (with and its underground crypt)
    Lima: around town
    Eating at Haiti’s near JFK Park in Miraflores

    Cusco, Peru

    Cusco from the hills above. Our room at the Sonesta Hotel. View of Cusco from our window. Walking through town
    Plaza de Armas and the Cusco Cathedral which was simply marvelous inside. But like most famous churches in Ecuador and Peru- photography was forbidden.
    Santa Domingo Monastery which was built on top of the Koricancha temple.
    Koricancha temple ruins with their exquisite stonework. Note the sacrificial altar.
    Our tour group at a glass covered scale model of Koricancha.

    Saqsaywaman just above Cusco
    Saqsaywaman (Sacsayhuman) sometimes pronounced as sexy-woman is the ruins of an Inca fortress. Mostly destroyed by the Spanish, many stones were later used for buildings in the nearby city of Cusco. The stones are intricately fitted and some are absolutely huge.
    Kenko (Q"inqu) Amphitheater
    Puka Pukara
    Nighttime return to Cusco
    Overlooking the town of Taray & the Urubamba River– a headwater of the Amazon
    In the town of Pisac
     
    Cuy… before and after
    At Awanakancha in the Sacred Valley
    Our hotel, the Casa Andiana Private Collection, Sacred Valley

    Climbing stairs (lots of them) to the Inca ruins at Ollantaytambo

     
    The town of Ollantaytambo from above, at the end of the Sacred Valley
    Our Sacred Valley hotel in the town of Yucay: the Sonesta Posadas del Inca
    Note the bowl of Coca leaves on the table in our room!
    Dinner with our tour mates

    Perurail’s Vista Dome from Ollantaytambo to the town of Aguas Calientes,

     

    Machu Picchu: A jewel of construction in an emerald setting of mountains. Just awesome!

     

    Back in Lima at our hotel The Casa Andina Private Collections, Miraflores
    The voyage home: United to Houston, then on to Seattle

    Good Documentary (BBC) of the Gallapagos <Link>

    Good Documentary (National Geopgraphic) on Matchu Picchu <Link>

  • Workshop

    Photos from the JPL-NASA Gossamer Spacecraft Workshop

    12-13 Oct. 1999

    On October of 1999 I was invited by the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) to attend the first Gossamer Spacecraft Workshop held that year in Oxnard, California. JPL was looking for foam wheels for Mars rovers and for other lightweight spacecraft structures like solar sails. It was a fun conference. The best talk was given by Dr. K. M. Catley, on spider webs- their strength, economy of design, (intrinsic beauty) and how it all related to super light spacecraft.

    After the talks there was volleyball on the beach, (NASA scientists vs. engineers). The banquet was wonderful, but most memorable were the evenings at beach bar- where we’d drink beer, look up at the night sky, and talk of spaceflight to the stars.

    Wonderful people, scientists and engineers- wonderful people with wonderful dreams. Later on, I’d go out on the beach and walk alone, thinking spacey thoughts… and on how very lucky I was.

    Our conference hotel: front and back
    Conference Room
    Inflatable rover
    Lunch with Alan Watt (Cambridge University, UK)
    W. Sokolowski’s Foam Structures Workshop presentation
    That’s me… Working real Hard
    With Witold Sokolowski of JPL
    Volleyball, scientists vs. engineers
    Talking shop with JPL at days end
  • Kinship

    C. L. Williamson

    We are the universe experiencing itself.
    That’s why we’re here

    Carl Sagan

    From the time it first bathed the surrounding, embryonic darkness with searing radiance, the star had fused hydrogen in a desperate struggle against gravity’s crushing embrace- a defiance that would continue for millions of years, until its hydrogen supply was consumed. Then, the heat and pressure long generated by its nuclear furnace would falter, forcing the star to burn successive elements faster and faster, transmuting them up the Periodic Table; helium, oxygen, carbon, silicon and finally iron- the end of energy producing fusion reactions. Fuel supply finally exhausted, furnace cooling, the doomed star would collapse and detonate. The resulting Supernova would scatter these laboriously produced elements back into the galaxy, for use by future stars, planets and their rare progeny- living things, and only with the most exquisite rarity- sentient beings.

    But the progenitor star, still in middle age, and untroubled by time or fate, devoured hydrogen greedily, as though it had all eternity. Gravity meanwhile, squeezed ever more tightly- and waited.

    A photon, liberated deep inside the star needed a hundred millennia to leave the hot dense core. Radiated and absorbed through countless collisions in the dense interior, even an unthinking photon might lose hope of ever finding the star’s surface and the freedom of interstellar space. But the frustrated photon, after a million years paying homage to the Second Law (of Thermodynamics) was rewarded, and so reached the photosphere, and long awaited transparency.

    Free at last, the photon began its long journey. Others of its kind streamed alongside, some from the same star, and, as the years went by and distance increased, from other stars, until finally
    from the whole disk of the great spiral galaxy. For over two million years the little wave of light flew as straight and true as the gentle curve of space-time would allow.

    Earth meanwhile, in eternal pilgrimage, traced ellipses around the Sun. Ice caps expanded, contracted and expanded again. Contents shifted- their great plates grinding relentlessly over the Earth’s mantle. And our primate ancestors, slowly emerging from the shadows of instinct, slept fitfully in pre-anthropomorphic darkness, troubled by wordless dreams of dim but growing awareness.


    Early autumn had been dry, and the night both clear and windless. The man and girl both carried red flashlights to protect their night vision, and as they walked carefully into the backyard, they spoke softly so as not to disturb the neighbors.

    "No moon tonight," the man whispered.

    "And no porch lights either", the girl replied. "We’re lucky."

    The telescope had been setup an hour earlier so that the optics could equilibrate with the temperature of the night air. The 12 year old, was normally full of questions, but speaking seemed out of place in this dark, quiet world overarched with stars. Even so, she whispered expectantly, "What will we see tonight?"

    The man spoke again. "Well now, it’s been at least a month since we’ve been out,and as you may have noticed, the sky has changed somewhat. The summer constellations have departed- but there’s a treat for us tonight. And you’ll hardly need the telescope or even your binoculars."
    Reclining on the lawn chairs and gazing skyward, both were silent for awhile lost in thought. With starlight softly illuminating his features, he explained that in summer, the Milky Way arched high overhead, forcing nighttime observers to look through its crowded plane. But as fall and winter approached, one looked out and away from the galactic plane into a vast abyss- "the greatest void imaginable by the human mind. But the Milky Way has a neighbor to keep it company," he continued quietly. And with that he pointed to Cassiopeia. The bright constellation was shaped like a "W" resting on its side. "And now if you look to the right of the upper half of the "W" you will see a hazy smudge. It’s called Andromeda."

    Locating it took her a few minutes, but there it was- a distinctive oval shape, glowing softly in the night sky. Even in her binoculars, it remained ghostly and unresolved, though nearby stars blazed clear and diamond hard. "It’s composed of hundreds of billions of stars," he went on, "but even the brightest can be resolved only in the largest telescopes. You are looking out over two million light years- to the most remote object that can be seen with an unaided human eye", he said triumphantly, hoping to impress her. The lack of an immediate response was an indication that perhaps he had. Lifting the binoculars back to her eyes, she marveled at the beauty of the soft iridescent form.


    After two million years without interaction, the photon plunged through the earth’s upper atmosphere. Striking nothing at first, it continued, until it hit the optical glass of the binocular objective and refracted- changed direction- then again at the eyepiece- a short distance through air, and then the cornea of her eye. Again refracted but still at lightspeed, it finally touched her retina, and relinquished there, all of the energy it had so long ago acquired from the star of its birth. The gift delivered, the photon, winked out of existence. But its final communion with matter contributed to an image of softly glowing, ethereal beauty, and to a rather startling idea now taking shape in the girl’s mind.

    Gazing upward, she inclined her head momentarily, in salutation, and acknowledgement of her newly discovered kinship- then shivering a little, whispered quietly, "Thanks daddy."

    © 1999 Charles L. Williamson
    chuck@clwilliamson.net

  • Motorcyle Vacations

    A two wheel vacation from Tacoma WA, through Oregon, Idaho, Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada and California

    June and July, 1994

    Go to: Santa Fe NM 1994 Billings MT 1997


    The Goldwing and me in Eastern Oregon (Laveta’s photo)

    In Arches National Park, Utah
    Carol and Laveta – Arches National Park
    Mesa Verde National Park, Colorado
    Stopping for Gas on US-666 (The Devil’s Highway) near Shiprock NM
    At the 4-Corners monument (Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona)
    Laveta & Carol with "Santa Fe Man" Santa Fe, New Mexico

    Acoma Pueblo (Sky City) NM
    Barringar Crater AZ
    Rest stop- somewhere South of Page Arizona
    In the middle of nowhere– Nevada

    Billings Montana- 1997

    Rest Stop in Eastern Washington
    Laveta and Carol in Yellowstone National Park
    Overlook on the Chief Joseph Highway
    Buffalo Bill historical museum
    Taking a break at Dirty Annie’s (Wyoming)

    At the Little Big Horn
    Hotel life in Hardin Montana

    Great looking Goldwing at the "Wing-Ding" in Billings
    Montana gas stop on I-90
  • 1995 National Academy of Science

    National Academy of Sciences – National Research Counsel – National Materials Advisory Board

    These pictures were taken in 1995, at the National Academy of Sciences in Washington DC, where Al and I had been invited to participate in a conference for improving the fire resistance (fireworthiness) of materials used in commercial aircraft interiors.

    The last two photo’s are of us attending the banquet in the "Great Hall" of the academy on the last night.

    The published proceedings are available online at the National Academies Press. I’m listed in the Toxicity session report.
    Note the photo of one of the dome’s four pendentives (one each for Earth, Air, Fire and Water)
    and of the Main lecture room (during a break) and of our session room with it’s beautiful painting.
    (The beat-up briefcase on the table is mine).
    A Foucault pendulum hangs directly beneath the apex of the dome and can be seen in the background
    just to the left of my head in the last photo. It swung silently while we ate, keeping track of
    the earth’s rotation… and providing a singular ambiance to a memorable meal.
    Foucault pendulum. Al and me at the Banquet.
  • A two wheel vacation from Tacoma WA, through Oregon, Idaho,
    Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada and California

    June and July, 1994

    The Goldwing and me in Eastern Oregon (Laveta’s photo)
    Arches National Park Utah
    Carol and Laveta in Arches National Park
    Motorcycling in heaven
    Mesa Verde National Park, Colorado
    Stopping for Gas on US-666 (The Devil’s Highway) near Shiprock NM
    Laveta with "Santa Fe Man" downtown Santa Fe, New Mexico
    Rest stop- somewhere south of Page Arizona
    In the middle of nowhere– Nevada
  • TRUPACT-II Burn

    WHEN FIRE CONFERS SAFETY

    In January 1989 I traveled on business to Sandia National Laboratory in Albuquerque NM to witness a certification test burn on a purposely dropped and damaged TRansUranic PACkage Transporter, the TRUPACT-II. Note: that Transuranic is a nice way of saying… Plutonium. The unit is a stainless steel sheet metal cylinder with an inner and outer shells. The annular space between the shells is filled with rigid foam. For a short description of the package, use and certification testing see:

    http://www.wipp.energy.gov/fctshts/truwastecontainers.pdf

    Our company (see company website) had developed and installed the special rigid polyurethane foam into the unit, intended to absorb the kinetic energy of the prescribed highway accident and then to insulate the radioactive materials from the heat of a fuel fire… the famous wreck with a gasoline truck scenario. Of course the purpose of all this protection is to prevent radioactive release into the environment… an event that would definitely make the evening news! The test unit was supported a meter or so above an 8000 gallon jet fuel fire for 30 minutes. The pool is like a shallow swimming pool filled with water. The fuel, I think they used Jet-A (Kerosene) being lighter than water, is floated on top. After 30 minutes the fuel burns off down to the water.

    At the time my daughter Sharon was still attending college at New Mexico Tech in Socorro, about seventy miles South of Albuquerque. So I rented a car, got us a hotel room, drove down and picked her up and brought her to Sandia. We had dinner, got our passes at the Kirtland AFB guard shack, and drove out to the burn site. It was dark and the desert test areas (many square miles) poorly lit. It’s not a place to take a wrong turn (you might get shot). We finally found Coyote Canyon Road and drove the seven or so dirt miles to the burn site.

    Though it was very dark, the TRUPACT was brightly floodlit from portable generators- looking very much like an alien spaceship that had landed in a dessert swimming pool. Workers in white coveralls were scrambling over the test unit installing thermocouples. It was very eerie and surreal. This must have been the way it looked for the first atomic bomb tests in 1945 not so many miles south of here.

    The next morning Sharon and I viewed the 8000 gallon burn along with governor’s representatives from all the states the TRUPACTS would travel through. There were TV cameras from local stations and lots of press folks. An instrumented airplane flew through the smoke plume. After the fuel burned off, the red hot TRUPACT kept venting burning foam gasses, a process that I expected to cease after 30 minutes or so- it actually took nearly an hour. While the gas jetting was at its worst Sharon turned to me and said- loud enough for the Department of Energy representative and Channel-4 news crew to hear. “Dad- did you forget to put flame retardant in the foam?” Heads turned and there was nervous laughter.
    I resumed normal breathing only when the flames finally extinguished.

    Sharon and our friend Pete, a Sandia materials scientist and foam expert, with the TRUPACT-II.
    Sharon trying to stay warm in a Sandia truck. Test unit (note damage) and Sandia test crew ready to go.

    Watching the test from a safe distance. Unit still smoldering,
    Nuclear Regulatory Commission witness and TV channel 4.
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